Wednesday, August 5, 2009

An Open Letter to Celebrities

Dear Celebrities,

Your life is wonderful. You have fame, money, you get to go to amazing places and parties. Plus you get a lot of free stuff.
I understand that you have no private life and that you’re followed and photographed everywhere you go. Taking this into account…DO NOT TAKE NAKED PHOTOS OF YOURSELF! Do not video tape yourself and another in compromising situations and please realize that any photo that you have could be “leaked” and everyone in the world will be able to see what you look like naked, what sexual positions you favor, and whether or not you have been surgically “enhanced”. This has happened to several stars- Tommy Lee & Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Vanessa Hudgens (twice now, new pics came out today), Kim Kardashian (in this particular case, this is the ONLY reason she’s even famous), Adrian Ballon, so learn from their mistakes and not make your own. They have all said how embarrassed they are about the private photos/videos and some have sued, but none of this would ever have happened if you never took the footage in the beginning. This advice is free, I won’t even charge.

With love,
Miss K

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