How Not to Dress for a Premiere, but Look Like a Pirate

Annalynne: Leather is going to be big this fall, do you have something leather I could wear now?

Stylist (who should be fired if she has one): Oooh I have a bra and corset that will be so hot!

Annalynne: Great! I want to wear some tight sexy pants too and high boots.

Stylist (who should be fired if she has one): I have just the thing!

Annalynne: Oh and I definitely want to have a Madonna vibe going on as well.

Stylist (who should be fired if she has one): Lace gloves?

Annalynne: Awesome. I need something studded- that's been everywhere on the red carpet.

Stylist (who should be fired if she has one): Ok. Hmmmm....We're missing something...... I know! Lets get a Rihanna pointed nail tip too.

Annalynne: That will pull the look together perfectly!

Stylist (who should be fired if she has one): You are so ahead of the game.

Note: By "ahead of the game" she meant by 2 months, Halloween is in October honey.



Jessica Lowndes: Ummmmm, maybe my stylist could work with you for the next event?

Annalynne: What are you trying to say?



PS Her makeup is fabulous! I nearly didn't recognize her she looks so glamorous!